The offensive t shirts that I have are going to look great with our Halloween costumes. We have decided to go as dirty old men. Since my t shirts are so rude, I think it will work beautifully. I got the idea from this old man that hangs out at the park. He comes there every morning and walks his dog and then just wanders around. He never smiles, and I always try and figure out what is on his mind. By the way that he looks at other people, I usually come up with things that are not so nice.

My husband loved the idea as soon as I told him, because he thinks that my funny shirts will bring out the best in the grouchy old man part of our costumes. He also has no problem being rude, so his crabbiness, or should I say crappiness, will not be too hard for him to pull off. If he does not feel like talking, I think he is just going to point to his funny shirt and walk away.

I have told our friends nothing about our costumes, other than I got the idea from someone at the park. I have no idea if they have ever seen that guy or not, so they probably have no idea what to expect.